Monday, May 20, 2013

Pictures of Chinon

This is the castle of Chinon. I love it, think it's beautiful (also, this is a particulary great picture I just stole off google images...looks like a painting!). Difference in culture though, the French people could  care less about it. I guess it's just become...normal for them, having beautiful pieces of archituecture everywhere, that are older than my whole country :P.
I took this picture standing on the tower of the castle, showing off the Vienne river and some of the houses on it's banks.


              La Vienne river is home to a lot of fish, and
therefore, fisherman.  They have little, delightfully
 traditional wooden boats.


A stamp from 1993, showing off the castle. pretty :).
Thin, winding cobblestoned roads here. Almost all the construction is done with limestone, which is a beautiful white stine, but also a very soft one, lots of erosion.


                                                          The main crops here seem to be grapes for wine, and sunflowers. Rolling fields covered in a sea of swaying yellow is quite a sight.

Saturday, May 18, 2013

hello! welcome.

Hello! I have finally decided to make a blog of my Rotary club student exchange year, from South-western Ontario, Canada, to Centre region, France. I'd like to talk about the things I've seen and done here, the strange french culture, and the crazy things people have asked me about my country (hence the title of this blog...Actually french people, there's more than one province in Canada, and no, we don't all speak french), and just anything interesting I come across. I'll admit, I've already been in France for about 9 months, and I'll be back on my home soil in 2 months, so I'm maybe a little behind on documenting my exchange year, but hey...better late than never :).

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

The Final Beaver tale


I present to you all now my final, farewell beaver tale before I leave France, and come on back home.  From today (May 15), I have exactly 67 days left. Sounds kind of long, but I promise it’s not. There’s still so much I want to do, so much I want to see, so much I have left to experience.  That saying, I have seen and done a lot of wonderful things since I’ve been here, and I’m happy with myself for it. For example, at the beginning of April I left for my bus trip with 40 other exchange kids, and we toured France, Germany, Austria, the Czech Republic, Switzerland, and Italy in 11 days.  It was beautiful everywhere we went (European cities truly are beautiful, but the mountains we saw truly took my breath away), and it’s always a pleasure to be with other exchange students.  Each country we were in was like experiencing another mini-exchange, with all the great parts condensed into a couple of days. We got to see and experience the different European cultures, and it was an interesting reminder of how hard it can be when you are surrounded by locals, all speaking a language you can’t understand a word of. Thankfully, all exchange students have highly developed miming skills, so communicating sans-voix wasn’t a huge problem. 

I still have a lot of plans to live out before I leave this place. So far, I’ve seen the Eastern part of Europe, and I’ve been to the north, but the west coast and the southern part have alluded me so far. Plans have been set in motion to change that though; I don’t want to leave here without seeing all that I can. At least, I’ll take advantage of all the opportunities that I’ve been given, both by Rotary and also by the people who welcomed me into their lives, and cared for me as though I’d been a part of them forever.  
I know it will be hard saying goodbye to everyone and everything when the end does come. I know I’ll miss the food, the French bisous, the casual way of life here. I’ll miss my friends, who have become my family; I’ll miss my families, who have become so much more than that. But, the paradox of exchanges, I’m also dying to be back on home soil, back to the country where I was raised, where my real family lives, a country where I know people have been sending me there love and their thoughts and their support all the way across the ocean. I love the sprawling French vinyards; I miss the rivers that wind through my Canadian home.  I’m still charmed by the French language; I want to hear my national anthem sung in my home country.  How can I say goodbye to the life I’ve made here, with the natives and all the other strangers to this land? How can I wait to see my family and friends again any longer? Such is the complicated life of an exchange kid.  I want to be home again, but home is where the heart is, and mine is now all over the world. I leave a part of me with all the people who have become so close to me, this land that I love, everything I’ve seen and felt.
  
  In French, there are 2 words for goodbye, ‘au revoir’ and ‘adieu’. The first translates literally as ‘til the next time I see you’, we say that for people we shall see again. The other means ‘to god’. We’ll meet again in heaven, but not in this life. So, I say to you all now, this is not adieu. I’ll be back to France, I’ll keep in touch with my friends all over the world, I won’t forget any of this, and I won’t waste the experiences, the growth I’ve experienced here.
France, au revoir. I’ll keep you in my heart.

Victoria

Sunday, May 12, 2013

How to Swear at People in French.

WARNING: In case the title didn't give it away, there will most certainly be some bad language in this post.

One of the most important things you need to figure out when learning a new language is how to properly insult people, know when you are being insulted, and just curse at everything in general. Useful in a wide range of situations, from stubbing your toe to being denied bisous (this is, after all France)

So, with no further ado... les gros mots ('swear words' are called 'big words' in french. don't ask me why :P)

Let's start with the basics.
FRENCH                                                                                                                         ENGLISH
what to say when

Life sucks.
Merde (mayrd)
Shit
Putain (poo-tahn)
Fuck! (actually translates as ‘whore!’ but they say it like we say fuck.
Ca me fait chier
That pisses me off (literal translation: that makes me want to shit!)
Je m’en fou
I don’t give a fuck
Je m’en branle
I don’t care (note: branler is jacking off. So, don’t say this to teachers).
Je suis niqué
I’m fucked.
C’est des conneries/saloperies!
It’s bullshit/ bitchiness!
Foutu bordel
Fucking mess


People suck, and you're talking ABOUT them.
Connard
connasse
Jerk/ dumbass (masculine)
Dumb/cunt (feminine)
salope
sale salope
Bitch (feminine)
nasty bitch
pute
Whore/ slut (feminine)
Fils de pute
Son of a bitch/ whore
Con
conne
Idiot/ass/stupid (masculine)
“”   (feminine)
Tête de bite
Dick head (masculine)


People suck, and you're talking TO them. 
Casse-toi
Cassez-vous
Fuck off (singular)
Fuck off (plural)
Va te faire foutre
Go fuck yourself.
Barre-toi
Get the fuck out. (singular)
Ne fais pas le con
Don’t be a dumbass
Ta guele
Ferme ta putain de guele.
Shut up !
Shut your whore/fucking mouth.
Te me casses les couilles
You’re bustin my balls.
Suce ma bite
Suck my dick
Vas sucer des bites en enfer.
Go suck dick in hell.
Léche-moi…
Lick my…

bite

dick

couilles

balls

cul

ass

trou de cul

ass hole
T’es vraimenet trop con.
You’re really fucking stupid.
Nique ta mere
Fuck your mother
Enculé ta mere
Fuck your mother up the ass.


Ok, that should be about as not classy as it gets here. Hope that covers just about every situation you'll ever come across ;).